May the odds be ever in your favor.

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take-my-breath-away-15:

I sit in the front xD #loserstatus

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tothefridgeandbeyond:

Chinese leftovers are the best

i-like-fried-chicken:

I don’t discriminate, I just hate everyone equally.

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gofuckingnuts:

illustration, old man, photo, picture, star - inspiring picture on Favim.com on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/10786415

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themetalgentleman:

ironicchef:

mechbeth:

ircimages:

The people of Mexico were lined up along the streets to see the Pope. This little guy thought otherwise.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

#ALL HAIL DOG

#FUCK THE POPE #I’M A DOG #YOU’RE ALL MY BITCHES NOW

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(Source: thebestdailylols, via tothefridgeandbeyond)

transitory:

#when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION

(Source: manyfacedgod, via mistakesmakeyouhuman)

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg

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When someone you don’t like is absent.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: thecrazyfilipino)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

someone somewhere just blinked in perfect synchronicity with you

(via darth-sayder)

hey i just met you

and this is jay z

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